Reports are trickling in that Steven Christensen, starting pitcher for Pauly's Plumbing, has been released after reporting to camp at an astonishing 762 lbs. When approached about his weight, Christensen reportedly became furious about what he referred to as a "lack of cheese sympathizers" in this country, then removed his pants and ran off the field screaming.
A new pitcher will be announced within the coming days.
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