May 17, 2011

BREAKING: League Commissioner Replaced

Barry Kruntz, 4-week league commissioner, has been replaced. Kruntz was terminated early Tuesday morning after it was discovered that he had been doctoring the books and stealing autographed pencils for personal use. Kruntz reported a league profit of just over $14 million last year, when in fact profits were closer to 4 dollars.

Kruntz will be replaced by longtime league hairstylist, Nelson Ming.

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