Meet A GCSA Team: Stan, Ralph and Ralph Law Associates

Location: Conyers, GA
Team Name: Stan, Ralph and Ralph Law Associates
Stadium: Morris the Cat's Litter Box
Capacity: 0
Owner: Stan Fonway
GM: Ralph Fonway
Manager: Ralphy-Ralph Peskowitz
Last Season: 20-21, 9th place Northwest Conference

Roster

1B: Stan Fonway
2B: Stanley Fonway Jr.
SS: Chet Winklebon
3B: Jose Lind
LF: Ralph Fonway
CF: Tunaman
RF: Ralphy-Ralph Peskowitz
C: Lil' Quembo

SP: Ed Murdock
SP: Yu Sha Wu Fen Li
SP: Chung Fonway
RP: Bip Bipperd
RP: Gary
CL: Domination Harris

Meet A GCSA Team: San Francisco 94'ers

Location: Cleveland, Montana
Team Name: 94'ers
Stadium: Viagra Stadium
Capacity: 13
Owner: Ostrich Murphy
GM: Charlie Charles
Manager: Cesspool Wemp
Last Season: 16-25, 11th Northwest Conference

Roster

1B: Scratch Ogbott
2B: Sniff-Sniff Peterman
SS: Fob Quinkley
3B: Calm Down
LF: Enrique Wilson
CF: Doo-Da Fim
RF: Coolie Smith
C: Moo

P: Queck
P: Jose Pimpleton
P: Popp Zynn
RP: Odor Franklin
RP: The Annihilator
CL: Steve Johnson

Meet A GCSA Team: New York Albatross

Location: Staten Island, NY
Team Name: Albatross
Stadium: Preparation H Field
Capacity: 6.7 Million
Owner: Henry Gafreda
GM: Mitch Pimstone
Manager: Chuckles Thompson
Last Season: 27-14, 6th Place Northwest Conference

Roster

1B: Hector Glubdish
2B: Connie Chung
SS: Mikhail Obokorov
3B: Danny Tartabull
LF: Gary Glubdish
CF: DaWight Conchfeld (2010 GCSA MVP)
RF: Loo Wen Wee Fu Wa
C: Cecil O'Fempot

P: Marshmallow Pock
P: Ivan Obokorov
P: Voo
RP: Kekkil Fielder
RP: Toejam Watson
CL: Stankass Horatio

Meet a GCSA Team: Dinkies Oversized Tractors

Location: Fungus, Oklahoma
Team Name: Tractors
Stadium: Dinky Stadium
Capacity: 134,700
Owner: Gerald Geckle
GM: Pupu Hong
Manager: Coolie Johnson
Last Season: 8-33, 13th Place Northwest Conference

Roster

1B: Stank Yarbrough
2B: Hector Cheecho
SS: Daryl Wee
3B: Vic Vompton
LF: Bucket Hayes
CF: Laird Pinnacle
RF: Quizm Quonk
C: Plimp

P: Otto Kleinsauce
P: Ass Horowitz
P: Snot Jones
RP: Vinnie DelVecchio
RP: Ong Fu
CL: Pinky

Meet A GCSA Team: Victors Vigilant Hobos

Location: Port Wendy, Australia
Team Name: Hobos
Stadium: HeyJerkGetOffMyLawn.Blogspot.Com Field
Capacity: 544,967
Owner: Vic "Booger" Williams
GM: Ballsack Bradberry
Manager: Cletus Broswell
Last Season: 28-13, 5th Place Northwest Conference

1B: Mrooble Fonchonski
2B: Peanut Smith
SS: Juan Tinkleberry
3B: Boris Chekhov
LF: Ox-Nose Winston
CF: Quinton Hatzilias
RF: Cletus Fimply
C: Nostrils O'Shea

P: Lars Poha
P: Hong-Shoo Wu
P: Ahmad Patel
RP: Deskchair Harris
RP: Terry Gossage
CL: Gorilla McPhee

Meet A GCSA Team: North Ave. Coffee Shop Yetis

Location: Atlanta, GA
Team Name: Yetis
Stadium: Rasmussen Stadium at Yeti Field
Capacity: 1600
Owner: Jingo Jinson
GM: Clifton Tuftberry
Manager: Buttface Morris
Last Season: 14-27, 12th Place Northwest Conference

Roster

1B: Cheryl LaMonge
2B: Veecho Singh
SS: Homer Schlemwick
3B: Jade Peacock-White
LF: Joomba Quinn
CF: Alfred Majocchi
RF: Earplugs Alibaster
C: Pops Didier

P: Li Qua
P: Unger Phwenn
RP: Nosehair Ryan
CL: Poop

BREAKING: League Commissioner Replaced

Barry Kruntz, 4-week league commissioner, has been replaced. Kruntz was terminated early Tuesday morning after it was discovered that he had been doctoring the books and stealing autographed pencils for personal use. Kruntz reported a league profit of just over $14 million last year, when in fact profits were closer to 4 dollars.

Kruntz will be replaced by longtime league hairstylist, Nelson Ming.